Hey, kid, long time no see. Yeah, you probably figured it was from good old dad by now, so im not gonna bother with that detail.
just, listen to me kid, you gotta get back up, stay strong, and keep working hard. I did something horrible today, that I might never be able to forgive myself for. I know I have said stuff like that for a long while and many times to you guys, and im sorry that I disappeared for months on end at a time, but you know how it is working for those Croagers. You never really get the time to sit
down before they smack your ass and say “git back ta work!”.

Just remember, I love ya son, so does your mom, your cousins and brothers and sisters, the king and the queen. We all love and support each other, right? Remember, you are part of the Dimon Clan, and we only have each other. So eat up! Get strong again!

See ya kid, I hope I will be back soon.

Dimon Karo Sleak.

P.S. How do you even spell croawger? Croaker? Croacker? It’s a stupid word for a stupid lot of people!